When You Wake Up in a Gay Porn Video

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What, the cock in your mouth wasn’t enough? You actually had to hear about it? And now you still don’t believe it?

It’s beyond me to laugh at Yusaf Mack, the poor former boxer from Philly that “allegedly” – and trust me, I’ve never written that word with such a smirk on my face – wasn’t aware that he’d appeared in a gay porn video.

To hear Yusaf tell it, he was pressed for cash, so he caught a train up to the Bronx to take part in what he thought would be a “straight” porn video. He was given some booze and a pill which he took – never a good idea unless the name of the nigga giving you the pill is Morpheus; and even then it’s debatable- the next thing Yusaf knew, he woke up on a train back to Philly with some cash in his pockets.

Eventually word got back, as word always does, that Mr. Mack had been spotted in said movie performing some serious M4M action with another two dudes!

Yusaf’s defense of himself, as if he needs one, is that he’s got 10 kids – wouldn’t even wanna start a baby-mama headcount – and therefore, he can’t be gay. I’ll let Freud, the theory behind Don Juanism and the Center for Disease Contol handle that one!

What I’ll tackle is this: I used to think I was gay as hell. This, despite the fact that I’ve never had sex with a man. What I’ve come to imagine actually is that sexuality is more than likely a notion that moves along a sliding scale with 0 being totally gay and 10 being totally straight. I used to think I was a 7 or a 6 until I started listening to other dudes in casual conversation – presumably straight dudes – and after hearing some of the stuff they either said or said they did, now I think I’m probably closer to an 8.

I also think that, as in the movie Unbreakable with Sam Jackson’s character as “Mr. Glass” and Bruce Willis being the title character, there are extremes in sexuality that are so close to either 0 or 10 that any wiggle room at all is negligible.  But I also believe that, as in the movie, those cases are very rare indeed.

Hardcore pornography is, by nature, bisexual. If you’re a porn junkie, as I was, and unless you’re going to argue that you only ever watch the all-girl action, then Homie you got it in you, plain and simple.

That’s cock you’re watching, Big Brother. And you probably like it too. Lord forbid any of your friends could see what races through your mind every time that big, greasy dick comes into frame…

But wait a minute… I’m getting you all hot and bothered. Let me make my point: Yusaf Mack’s attempt to maintain the illusion of his heterosexuality is not only wack and heavy-handed, but also totally unnecessary. An, “I did it for the money” would have more than certainly sufficed.

If I were Yusaf, I’d get to the bottom (pardon the pun) of which of my associates “discovered” me in that film. Then I’d go and fuck him in the ass. That is, of course, unless he was straight like me.

About the Author

dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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