Affirmative Action is Liberal Bullshit

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Thank God we have affirmative action!

Without it, we wouldn’t have LeBron James and Steph Curry! Both have so clearly benefitted from the relaxed standards that all Blacks can expect when competing against whites or anybody else.

That sounds crazy, doesn’t it?

That’s because it is.

From childhood I remember being taught of the correlation between a superior mind and a superior body.

Hitler espoused this principle himself with his idea of a blonde-haired blue-eyed Aryan “Master Race” till it got shoved down his throat in the ’36 Olympics by a nigga named Jesse Owens.

Four American track and field Gold Medals later, Hitler heiled ass.

And while Adolf might have wished it was Jesse’s cock that got shoved down his throat instead of his own horseshit ethnic thoeries, the narrative changed to suit the reality.

Now it was the fact that Blacks are so close to being monkeys that makes us so athletically superior.

And while I’m still waiting to see Bobo the Chimp get a Pick-6, let me also offer you this: Affirmative Action is, was and always will be a bullshit liberal plot to hold Blacks down.

Let me explain: recently freed and literally starving for knowledge, newly emancipated Blacks had to be among the most literate people on earth.

Meanwhile white kids, apathetic, indifferent and used to their American skin privileges weren’t particularly any less or more motivated.

The problem was obvious: if steps weren’t taken them newly freed Niggers would be a threat on a whole other level than they’d ever been when the worst thing you had to worry about was a slave uprising.

If folks weren’t careful, them Spooks just might take over by rights the land that had been so carefully stolen out from underneath the Indians!

So it was the Liberals – always a nigga’s worst enemies; treating us like pets and house plants – that came along and suggested that standards should be relaxed to accommodate us.

And of course, once we realized that standards were relaxed, we relaxed. This was the desired effect.

Shit, they’d seen what we could do independently in cities like Rosewood, Florida and Tulsa, Oklahoma. Why do you think they burned those cities down?

How on earth could White Pride have lasted in the same country where groups of the recently enslaved were building metropolises that surpassed theirs?

So I say fuck affirmative action. If you really wanna see equality, make Black entrance standards for schools and universities 10-20 points higher across the board.

My people are competitive like that.

We’ll quickly figure that the 10-20 million we could make as the next Jordan is nothing compared to the billions we’d made as the next Bill Gates.

And shout out to Supreme Court Justice Anthony Scalia for implying that Black scientist couldn’t qualify for top schools.

Fool, the next time you insult the likes of Charles Drew and George Washington Carver, make sure you do it after you get shot but before you make a sandwich.

You’ll find that ass dead in the street with nothing to eat.

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Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also:

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