Which Look Gets More Pussy?

two types

And don’t fucking lie!

Both of them dudes on the left got on J’s.

Shit, one of them niggas on the right ain’t even wearing socks.

Plus – and here’s the interesting part – if you heard that the two dudes in one of those pics were fags, you’d way quicker suggest it was the dudes on the right and not the dudes on the left.

This, despite the fact that not only are both the dudes on the left wearing shit that actually exposes their underwear – to men too, not to only ladies; how do muhfuccas not realize that? – but one of them niggas has his whole midriff out like he’s wearing a halter top or some shit.

But, shiii, them niggas on the left are sexy, ain’t they ladies?

You fucking bad-taste-having bitches.

And don’t even fucking lie. That’s the part that bothers me.

Dudes don’t do shit unless they think there’s some money or some pussy in it for them.

The way we walk, the way we talk, the way we think and of course, the way we look are all construed to attract the opposite sex.

And since only a small percentage of us are really, genuinely into white girls, it’s you stupid-ass Black chicks that we put on get-ups like that shit on the left for.

If we couldn’t get no pussy wearing it, you can bet your ass we wouldn’t.

So it’s your fault Black girls; there, I said it.

If you ever fucked a nigga that looked like either of them dudes on the left, you perpetuated the notion that one could look like them niggas on the left and get pussy.

Those are, after all, real niggas, right?

Them two niggas on the right are probably into white girls; and by default. Imagine putting on some fly shit then hitting the block and seeing a bad Black bitch walking past with a nigga wearing some shit like one of them coons on the left.

Shiii, I’d even take an ugly Kardashian/Jenner (which is all of them) after a trauma like that.

And here’s the thing: there’s no denying the adage that when you look better, you feel better and while one can tell at a glance that them two cats on the right are actually radiating confidence, you hafta wonder what the fuck is going through the minds of them two niggas on the left.

Sagger 1: Yo, how you check the oil up in this bitch, m’nigga?

Sagger 2: Ion no…

And I’m exhausted.

Every time some Black chick starts a “You Black men…” rant, I hafta act like I don’t know that she probably bought the J’s for one (or both) of them niggas on the left.

So don’t say shit.

Unless the next time I see a dude dressed like one of them clowns on the left on his knees gobbling after another man’s cock and not walking hand-in-hand with some undeniably fine Black woman, then I’m gonna just hafta accept that ya’ll not only want dudes that dress that way but you actually want dudes to dress that way.

They can’t be doing it for each other.

Unless, of course, they are.

And what’s the chance of that?

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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