Trump is Staging Riots so He Can Play the Victim

A protestor holds a ripped Donald Trump sign up before the start of a rally for the Republican presidential candidate at the UIC Pavilion in Chicago on Friday, March 11, 2016. (Chris Sweda/Chicago Tribune/TNS)

Knock him all you want because you like your heroes armed, but Martin Luther King was a brilliant strategist.

Never forget the effectiveness of the Montgomery Bus Boycott.

He also knew that television news programs airing actually footage of niggas getting treated like POWs is some 3rd World country would shock and astonish not only middle America, but anywhere in the world where they thought southern whites and southern Blacks were just frienemies.

That’s why I know it’s a bad sign when Donald Trump doesn’t get to speak.

And no, this isn’t some appeal for the First Amendment; I’m Black so I know that laws are rewritten when they find themselves in my favor, this is simply because by taking a hostile position on one New York billionaire, a position that’s now violently aggressive, middle America and the rest of the world’s ability to sympathize with the oppressed is now firmly leaning toward Trump!

How bout that: Donald Trump, a man that wants to export Mexicans and embargo Muslims is now the face of the voiceless.

The chickens have come home to roost and white men really are being subject to racism and sexism and all that shit.

The riot that shut down the Trump rally Friday night in Chicago is so problematic that I honestly think the Trump people orchestrated that shit themselves.

Now, viscerally, the poor guy can’t catch a break.

In the land of the free, no less.

Make no mistake: Donald Trump is not a racist.

He is exactly what he says it is: a businessman.

It’s just that racism is the hottest thing selling on the streets right now so, with the ethnics of a crack dealer, Donald Trump swooped in, cornered the marked, specialized his product, and now because of the needs of White Power he’s pushing Blue Magic.

Those that really love America are having a hard time believing that so many of their fellow countrymen are junkies for this shit.

Black people, of course and as always, know better.

We really feel for you white people when you’re confronted with hard facts that we’ve known since, like, 3.

It breaks our hearts to watch your hearts get broken.

If Jedi training shouldn’t begin beyond a certain age and you can be too old to receive The Red Pill, then coming to understand how fundamentally fucked up America is, should go undiscovered and into the grave before it avails itself on your senses beyond, say, 10.

I’m amazed that Black Americans get such a horrific knock intellectually because we are by far the country’s most politically shrewd animal.

We know a change in Presidents is just cosmetic and if poison has been mixed into the water then there are no safe parts from which to sip.

Even as we cheered the election of Barack Obama, we knew, at core, that it wouldn’t make a difference.

If your favorite team sucks but gets new uniforms, you may love the new unis. Shit, you might even run out and grab one for yourself.

But a new uni isn’t gonna stop your team from sucking.

And a Black president wasn’t gonna save America.

So good white people, as you stare wondering how anybody could support an Oompa Loompa Hitler with a bad combover, now at least you know the percentage of your fellow Americans hooked on racism, sexism and xenophobia.

Like I said, Trump’s ascension only surprises certain white people, it doesn’t surprise Blacks.

The only thing that surprises us is that not all of you are voting for him.

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Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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