As much as I wanna believe Donald Trump is as dumb as he seems, he couldn’t be.
Not to be the Republican front runner, he couldn’t be.
Not to be ambulatory, he couldn’t be.
Not to be breathing unassisted, he couldn’t be.
I mean, it’s at this point that even the most extreme, psychotic, demented, Tea Party enthused, ranting, raving, babbling, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, hate monger at least starts a gradual pull towards the middle if he or she is, in fact, actually serious about trying to be elected as President of these here United States.
But Trump has done the opposite.
He’s gotten progressively worse.
It has become literally dangerous for Black people to attend Trump rallies. In fact soon, the only way any Black person might even be allowed entry is if they come in like this:
And it’s no secret that Donald Trump and the Clintons are great friends.
And what’s really sad is that, while I was initially for Hillary, the history, legacy and continued activism of Bernie Sanders is a phenomenon that his early endorsers must have been patiently waiting for the rest of us to catch on to.
Well, a lot of us are finally here.
And like I was explaining to a friend that I ran into in Manhattan after not having seen the dude in about 9 years, there’s NO WAY I can vote for Bernie Sanders.
“Why not?” he asked, more angry than puzzled.
“He’s not gonna get the Democratic nomination,” I said simply. “And as a Registered Independent, I can’t vote till the general election.”
And that really sucks because there’s no blood on Bernie’s hands.
There’s no 1994 Crime Bill to explain away, about how you thought you were protecting Black people by dismantling family units, sending men away to prison for ridiculous stretches for proportionately small crimes.
And there’s no real blood.
Niggas be acting like Miko Grimes keeps it gangster, Hillary Clinton makes Malkina from The Counselor look like Torrance Shipman from Bring It On.
While so much credit has been given historically to Joe Kennedy and George H.W. Bush for making their sons Presidents, OG Chicago politician Hillary made her dumb stump of a hick Governor of Arkansas husband, a man that fucks fatties and a cums like Danny McBride claims he does in This is the End – all over everything – not only a President but seem like a good one.
I never forgave that fucker because both Biggie and Tupac died on his watch.
Now I’m supposed to welcome Hillary as my Rescuing Queen when she takes out Trump in the general election?
If I were Hillary, I’d brush up on my Shelley.
Victor thought he had shit under control too and you see what happened to his ass.