Wait a Fucking Minute: RACE is Actually a CAMPAIGN PLATFORM???

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The worst thing about being homeless is you don’t get much sleep so often, you literally have to depend on shocks to the system to render you fully alert.

Luckily, some shit I saw in the New York Daily News Friday morning did just that.

They had some cross section of, I’m guessing, journalist or pundits pictured who were choosing between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton and under those pundits pictured were campaign platforms and the name of which candidate the pundit though would be better at handling and each of those particular platforms.

Imagine my disgust when next to “Wall Street”, “Gun Violence”, “Terror/Foreign Policy”, and the “Economy”, I saw “Race”.

How the fuck is “race” a political platform? A political platform is something that needs to be fixed or at least worked on.

How the fuck do you fix “race”? Get niggas to stop being Black?

And don’t try to get cute and tell me that by race being a platform what’s meant is race relations.

If you’re still dumb enough to believe that:

  1. Black people have any obligation whatsoever towards working on race relations,
  2. The whites that are honest enough to concede that Black American life has appreciably more hazardous circumstances actually want to see a more level playing field,

Then you probably are a fucking registered Democrat.

Its absolutely insulting that “race” is being trotted out as some sort of real or genuine concern by these two fucks when even we, as a people, have no idea what the fuck we want.

That being the case, what can either Bernie or Hillary promise: his or her pats on the head will be the softer?

I mean, don’t get me wrong, there’s some real shit we could have brought to the table as bartering material for our vote.

Y’all know how I feel about reparations, but now would have been the perfect time to be like, “Hold up: why the fucc should I vote for either of y’all muhfuccas if ain’t nobody talkin bout my fuccin cash?”

Even street niggas have the good sense to talk money first before bullshit like voting is discussed.

And even though they may not think so, I do indeed respect the fuck outta #BlackLivesMatter, even though their carriage-before-the-horse mentality is ultimately doomed to keep them from ever getting what they claim they want.

Ostensibly, they want the police to stop shooting unarmed Black people.

Yeah, right.

What they should want, is the full criminal prosecution and imprisonment of the cops that do shoot unarmed Black people.

Trust me, that would get the cops to stop shooting unarmed Black people.

And the fact that these agendas ain’t on the table yet race is, is just another example of how we done let somebody (liberal Democrats, as always) sneak in and control our narrative.

They’re like muhfuccas that tell you “I got you” when they’re headed to the store, but it’s only once they’re out the door that you realize that you ain’t tell ’em what the fucc you wanted.

So when they come back, loaded down with their own shit but empty handed as far as you’re concerned and you get mad, they tell you quite frankly that it’s your fault cause you ain’t ask for nothing.

And if we were honest with ourselves, we’d admit that this was by no means the first time some shit like this has happened.

So they’re right.

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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