Moaning During Sex & Other Gay Shit

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Of course my first reaction to the late-breaking news that a man moaning during sex – with a woman, nonetheless – was now considered “gay” was to wonder if that same man could now silently have sex with another man and be considered “straight”.

Had to be a loophole somewhere.

And if you’re like me and you’ve only ever seen one very unique thing as “gay” – people of the same gender engaged in sexual intimacy – then it might be frustrating to see styles of walking, talking, dressing, dancing, and now even modes of expression during sex with the opposite sex labeled in a way you had restricted to a very specific usage.

But there’s something that I think needs to be understood about the good folks that are quick to label everything from eyebrows to toenails “gay”; they’re leaving out a word.

And once you know what that word is, you not only immediately know why they left it out, but also why they felt the need to mark such amazing irrelevancies – moaning: really? – as “gay” in the first place.

The word is “too”.

Now reconsider; “Moaning during sex is gay… too.”

You get it now, right?

Whoever would try to have you believe that something that has nothing to do with sexual intimacy could be “gay” has done some shit in their past or has desired some shit or is so sexually confused that they need to try to throw as many other people into confusion as possible just so they’ll be comfortable.

For my money, absolutely nothing you do with the opposite sex is out of bounds.

She could buy the Mandingo-sized strap-on and plow your asshole like a pro, smacking your cheeks and everything, but as long as it’s a “she”, it’s straight.

She could have you go down on the dildo and you could like that shit, insist on it even, but if it’s something you only do with her, straight again.

Meanwhile, head from a guy and you’re a guy, gay. You’re the “top” and you’re fucking him, gay again. Handjobs, foot jobs, tongue kissing, gay, gay, gay.

Of course, the main reason that gay labelers are so quick to judge shit that totally unrelated to sex as “gay” is because, like I’ve said, they’ve either indulged in, desire to indulge in or are hung up about their desire to indulge in some variety of actual gay sex.

What happens eventually, amazingly enough, is that since the gay labelers have now successfully changed the paradigm that distinguishes gay from straight, they now control it and are free to reconfigure it to not only include whatever they like, not limited to moaning during sex with the opposite sex, but also to exclude whatever they like, if they enjoy performing same-sex oral sex for example.

They say that Afrika Bambaataa, long known in the Bronx for his Greco-Roman pedophilia, was always quick to label as “gay” styles of walking, talking and dressing.

Having sex with little boys of the same gender must have been cool however, since that’s what he did.

And he is, after all, a Hip Hop legend.

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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