Are the POTUS and the FLOTUS Still Fucking?

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That Fifth Harmony song “Bo$$” with the lyrics “Michelle Obama/purse so heavy/getting Oprah dollars…” got me thinking.

I mean, it made me wonder what it is about Michelle Obama that would make a female recording group feel empowered by putting respek on her name.

Of course, she is, to borrow generously from Juvenile, a “Big, fine woman” and if Barack never hit it with “Back that Ass Up” playing in the background, his hood pass just got a curfew.

But could it also be the two Ivy League degrees?

More importantly, are she, and her husband the Pres, still fucking?

Fitness is the key, I think.

When you’re fit, you feel sexy and are, almost invariably, a little randy.

This isn’t to say that a fat, bloated pig can’t be a horny toad, but unless you’re the type who’s physical confidence exceeds your reality, you wont be in as much a rush to doff your clothes as somebody with a 6-pack.

With the Obamas though, you can bet both are body positive.

Add to that, Michelle’s a Black woman.

And again, this isn’t to to say that they’re ain’t white women that take their Dick Appointments seriously, but white women’s fairly or unfairly gained reputations for being pushovers makes you imagine that they’d be more ready to accept “stress” or “fatigue” as excuses whereas we can almost picture Michelle being like, “Benghazi my ass, nigga! You better get it up and bring it here!”

Plus Barry, like his immediate predecessor George W., simply comes across as the kind of dude that always “has one” for his wife.

This isn’t to say that I think that Barry’s been faithful.

Oh no, unlike George W. who was almost certainly faithful because he knew his limitations and wouldn’t have been able to balance the affairs of state and an actual affair simultaneously, President Obama would have to be both a better man and a worse politician than I think he is if over the course of the last 8 years he’s never swam in a restricted area.

The best looking President easily since JFK, he’s had the entire world just handing it to him.

Yet unlike Bill Clinton who’s such a hick klutz that he got head from an unmarried intern, you can bet Barack’s bagged Beyoncé or some foreign premiere’s wife, some other married woman with more to lose than gain by telling.

Still, to avoid suspicion and because she’s hot with a big ass, Barack probably plug-tunes the wife at least twice a week if they’re around each other.

Throughout recent Presidential history, we knew JFK still fucked Jackie because he got her pregnant in the White House.

It’s a safe bet that Lyndon Johnson still banged Lady Bird because he was a raunchy fuck that liked to wave his dick around in public.

Nixon could have gone either way; he either did to let his secret service agents know he was still “On the job” or couldn’t because he was too paranoid.

Carter might have. He’s a southern Democrat so maybe, he had the sex appeal of a swizzle stick tho so maybe not.

Reagan, I seriously doubt it. Besides, when would he have gotten to Nancy’s pussy? Once she took Frank Sinatra’s dick out her mouth?

Bush Sr? No. Barbara stopped being a woman when she started letting her stylist cut her hair with guards on the clippers.

Clinton’s the type dude that’s down to “Special Occasion” sex with his lady.

Which kinda explains why Hillary wants to win so bad.

Or even, possibly, why she kinda doesn’t.

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Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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