Blinded by the White: The Kardashian Curse Knocks Another Nigga on His Ass

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I’ll give Khloe this, at least she has the good taste to stay in her lane.

What?

Oh, you noticed I used the word “taste” and not “sense”?

Well, that’s because in all honesty, if she were to choose to shoot for the Reggie Bush’s of the world and the Kanyes like sister Kim, who knows whether or not she would, indeed, be successful?

As the “ugly” Kardashian, you have to give props and consider it a coup that Khole pulled off Lamar Odom – who her love almost killed – French Montana and James Harden – who she dumped, interestingly enough, for “cheating” on her even though she was married to Odom while they were “dating”.

Now, fresh of winning his first NBA title – another thing Khloe deserves props for, always ending up with champs; literally – Cleveland Cavaliers power forward Tristan Thompson is poised not only to marry Khloe but the couple are also allegedly on board to star in their own reality show.

What could be better than that?

Well, hemlock for one.

Never mind that this nigga, Tristan Thompson, had a Black girlfriend that is bad, the real clown shit is that she might also be pregnant!

What is it about these Kardashian/Jenners that makes them almost gleeful about being homewreckers?

Is there some sorta additional thrill in doing that shit?

Some sort of confirmation that offsets otherwise overwhelming insecurities?

Guess I’d hafta ask Alicia Keys

Awww, yeah, I know that one was unnecessary, but it was also true.

Seriously though; first Khloe takes Lamar from his long-time girlfriend and two-time baby-mama, then Kylie blandly almost indifferently takes Tyga from Blac Chyna, now Khloe’s back again, as if to stay one-up on baby sis, taking this dude who, quite frankly, seems like he could have been taken by any of the Kardashians including Kris or Rob.

And since race is unavoidable in the context of anything American, let’s get into that too.

As I’ve written, America does a great job of making a nigga’s most natural impulse – that of seeing his own mother and women that look like her as absolutely beautiful – seem like something warped, perverse and wrong.

So, ok, send in the white girls (shout out to Kyrie Irving)!

But here’s my thing: (and I’ve probably written this before too) I consider myself so exceptional that if I were fucking with a white girl, she’d hafta be an exception.

Not only that, I’d have to be an exception for her.

I wouldn’t want a laundry list of Negroes as her exes.

Similarly, why the Kardashians?

Up until earlier this very year, before becoming engaged, one of the Middleton sisters – the one with the ass that everybody went crazy over, Pippa – was single like a blooper to left field.

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Since the niggas that usually go for white girls consider themselves in a class above fucking with Black women, why not at least go for the top of the line white girls?

But no, Moneyball levels of confidence may extend enough to get a nigga a white girl, but it never seems to push them further than nannies and cocktail waitresses and, of course, Kardashians.

 

 

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Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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