What ever your variation of Hip Hop, Hov has given it to you.
Is one of the most deft double-entendres in the history of music.
And for my money, he’s the best.
He’s no longer, however, The Top.
But Drake’s got a lot of rapping to do if he thinks that at any point, he could surpass the legend of which Hov holds full stake.
I mean, Hov graduated to Al Bundy.
Drake’s still just a Bud.
And when we look at Jay Z, we’re struck.
This guy is married to Beyonce?
The guy’s face is like a five dollar bill buried in a pile of shit.
Sure, there’s value in there, but who wants to dig for it?
Not only is Jay Z the ugliest rapper, he’s probably the ugliest man on the planet.
And now he’s Ken.
Proof, of course, that money can buy anything.
Let’s not forget that.