Dan Goldstein, Ivanka & Why EVERYBODY Will Be Black Before Trump’s America Ends

You fags don’t fucking listen.

You heard it from me, Dickie Bhee, first that the mainstream opinion, the one that had fools hopping up to applaud anytime one of ya’ll came out of the closet was gonna change so rapidly and thoroughly that you’d finally realize that people were only doing what was popular, never what they believed in.

Now you’re starting to see it with shit like Dan Goldstein’s stupid ass.

Never mind that this jackass bugged entirely out by harassing private citizen Ivanka Trump on an airplane, this nut is also a lawyer and an actual homo, married to a man and the whole thing and now he’s expecting, what?

Sympathy?

Fool, after you done had to get kicked off that plane because you couldn’t keep your complaints to yourself about that heir-headed little bimbo’s pops?

And no, he’s not ruining the country yet.

He’s not gonna do that until January.

This is simply not the time to be fucking around if you’re anything other than white, male and straight.

Black people, as I’ve advised, should simply be quiet.

We’ve become (again) like Jessica Alba’s grown up version of Nancy Callahan from Sin City, trapped off and tied up by the sick, freakish Yellow Bastard character that is White Supremacy and armed with only one little bit of comforting knowledge; it needs to hear us scream.

This, of course, means we’ll hafta endure a lot of bullshit, but forgive me for restating that it won’t be the first (or, on these shores, ever last) time.

Meanwhile, other marginalized people will really get to know what it feels like to be Black.

Whereas before, everyone else seemingly had a voice and could at least count on being heard, now expect all voices to the counter to be silenced and outright shouted down by a white male majority partying like it’s 1999.

Because it is, you know.

Wholesale panic over what’s being termed “White Genocide”, low birth rates and the feeling, no, understanding that worldwide, the value of pale skin and X chromosomes has started to plummet gave Trump’s candidacy it’s impetus of urgency, but also is air of finality.

Even if we don’t know it’s over, they know it’s over, so expect them to fight like cornered rats.

In the meantime, while all you “new” Black people get acquainted with our longtime sensation and decide whether or not you got the balls to keep rocking with it or you decide to disguise yourself in the guise of your obviously non-Black skin and sit the whole thing out by, as Mr. Goldstein could, pretending to be a straight white male, expect real Black people, our skin color always showing as red in a White Supremacist’s bullseye, to dodge, faint, and silently evade, letting those fools, run, charge and punch themselves out.

And in the end, while perhaps no one will get what they want; Black people – equality, everybody but Black people and straight white men – an end to marginalization, straight white men – continued, er, supremacy, perhaps everyone will get what they need.

The triumphant return of the American Indian!

He’ll be just in time too.

Probably led by a chick and everything.

A gay chick.

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dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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