Bria Myles is “Bad for a Dark-Skinned Chick” & Other Shit You Should Avoid Saying Because It Makes You Look Like a Fucking Idiot

Of course, connoisseur of ass that I am, I knew Bria Myles quite well from the number of times I’d tugged on my cock and balls while fantasizing that she was in the same room with me.

And yes, it was a considerable number of times.

So when I saw that she was trending on Twitter, naturally I wanted to know what the fuck she had done which brought her back to the spotlight.

My worst fear was, of course, that she’d followed the path of Serena Williams and gotten engaged to some white unknown – she’d dated a white boy before – and now Black men everywhere were gonna go complaining to their white girlfriends about the outrages of race betrayal and making Youtube videos that I, masochist that I am, would sit through in their entirety.

But no, no white boy engagement.

Bria was only trending because she’d made a vid showing how fine she is.

Still, I couldn’t get past the first comment with her name attached before I got pissed off.

Then this:

Now the reason these two tweets are so fucking stupid to me is this: calling her the “best Darkskin” and the “finest dark skin”, while on the surface are seemingly compliments, are, in reality, both insults.

And there are three reasons for that:

  1. Dark skin, in this instance, is used as a qualifier
  2. Dark skin, in this instance, is used as a subset
  3. Complementing someone based on a qualifier or a subset implies your need to condescend to making an exception in their particular case

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If someone called you “smart for a Black person”, that wouldn’t necessarily mean that they thought you were smart.

All they’d be saying in essence – and in truth – is that among your group of proven buffoons and morons, you stand out as being not as buffoonish or moronic.

It also, of course, implies that intelligence among your group is rare.

And as far as the subset is concerned, as scholars from W.E.B Du Bois to Q-Tip have been trying to tell us since for as long as anyone can remember, that “Black” is simply “Black”, we’re allowing for there to be divisions even among our own ranks.

We’re so silly we’ve never bothered to notice that only when dealing with us, are Italians allowed to lump themselves right in there with White Anglo Saxon Protestants and the Irish are as good as the Dutch, because we ourselves seem positively obsessed with making it clear to every non-Black that there’s some sort of inherent difference between light-skinned and dark-skinned members of our tribe.

Ridiculous.

And what’s really crazy is that even among niggas that claim to hate white people the most, the light-skins are the hierarchy!

Nah, baby: we’re all the same, from biracial to blue-black.

Still, consider that you never hear LeBron James being described as a “pretty good basketball player for a Black guy”.

That’s because Black people are known as basketball players so it is, in turn, a non-Black, like Jeremy Lin,  that gets the qualifier.

So now think about how fucking stupid it sounds to say that Jeremy Lin, an obvious NBA-caliber athlete, is “good for an Asian”.

Then rethink that shit you were about to say about Bria Myles or said already, and just call the goddamn woman fine.

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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