Think there Was No Pussy Grabbing or White Aunt Jemimas at the Women’s Marches? Think Again

Admittedly, as a chauvinist, I usually couldn’t give a shit about a woman unless I’m actively fucking her or she’s a member of my family.

All that feminism bullshit is for the birds.

Still, I couldn’t help but feel a vicarious thrill watching bitches from all over America get out and protest – something, in this case, I even agree with Black people participating in – because Donald Trump is a crass misogynist; and yes, it’s the “crass” part I find objectionable, the misogyny is alright.

Women’s rights are absurd; not because women don’t deserve equal pay for equal work – of course they do – but because with all the innate power that women already have, it’s something that they’ve amazingly allowed male-dominated legislature to control.

And they’ve done this shit for years!

It still blows my mind that men, a man anywhere, has an actual voice as far as abortion is concerned.

Imagine that shit was vasectomies and bitches tried to legislate.

We’d punch you hoes right in the throat, Joe Mixon be damned!

Moreover, another problem I have with women is the same problem I have with niggas.

Like, whenever I’m reading somewhere that some nigga somewhere has come out with a new non-fiction book and I’m tryna see what that shit is about, invariably the first word I see that’s a topic the book covers is “race”.

And I’m like, are you fucking kidding me?

Another book by a nigga that can’t avoid the nonsensical gravitation pull of “racial” discussions?

I mean, shit, are we people outside of being Black people?

Or have we simply willingly become the bizarro reflection, the photo negative of white people and we’ve also subjected ourselves to compartmentalization to the extent that “race” is the only thing we feel allowed to have authoritative opinions on?

Similarly, I’m tired of hearing about bitches in comparison to men.

We’ve got dicks.

I mean yeah, they’re cool and all (well, mine is), but really the only advantage to them shits is that any wall or floor is your bathroom.

Meanwhile, y’all get to make babies.

And penis envy is nothing in comparison to that shit.

All women are beautiful, fuck a beauty myth, and if you dumb hoes weren’t out in the world tryna be “strong” like Achilles, you’d realize that his ass died in the Trojan War while beautiful Helen (of Troy), took her ass home to Menelaus.

So it’s in that sense, I’m gonna tell you bitches something that y’all probably didn’t even bother to think about:

All that solidarity y’all was out there showing was cool and all, but don’t think for a minute that everybody that was down with the march was down with the movement.

Remember, 53% of white woman voted for Donald Trump.

Just like one of my favorite tweets from the infamous #niggernavy hashtag was this one:

I’d bet good money that anywhere from 10-25% of the women that actually attended one of the several Women’s Marches that went down all across the country either supported Trump, voted for him, or both and only came to the March because of it’s status as an “event”.

There are traitors in your midst, ladies.

If there weren’t, then Hillary wins going away.

And again, like niggas, whenever any one of us starts some screed about dealing with “The White Man”, making me clasp my forehead in anguish, turncoat hoes and Aunt Jemima’s are the ones y’all should be working on first, before even giving a thought to the male species.

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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