Fly Your Fuckin Confederate Flag You Fuckin Loser Fucks!

I wish there’d never been a Civil War.

I wish when the South had succeeded, Lincoln had been like, “Fuck y’all, then.”

And if you think this means that I wish that niggas in the South were still slaves, you’re reading me wrong.

See, because by now, probably even way before the 1900s, niggas in the South would have pulled a “Haiti” and turned the continent of North America into the Island of Hispaniola.

And no, this ain’t revisionist history.

Revisionist history is the shit that doesn’t teach you how increasingly frequent slave rebellions were becoming or the fact that enslaved people of African descent were 66% of the population of the state of South Carolina.

Revisionist history tries to get you to believe that a joker like “Dr.” Samuel Cartwright was right with his “drapetomania” bullshit and that the natural state of the Negro is enslavement.

So the truth, if it can finally be told, is that Lincoln saved the South’s ass!

Whites would have come fleeing from South in tatters after the niggas had finished ransacking the joint.

Whether or not Northern Blacks would have headed South is interesting to reflect upon, but you can almost be certain that, like Haiti, a Southern North America as a free and independent Black nation would have been such an embarrassment that it would have, again like Haiti, been sanctioned and starved through trade embargoes to the point that niggas rocking out down there would have really had to be on some John Milton shit.

But no, Lincoln “saved the Union”, staved off our hostility and coddled us into placidity with the promise of eventual “whiteness” a promise that we’re still, exactly 152 years later, waiting to see fulfilled.

Still, you can’t blame Lincoln for offering us that particular deal.

It was a way smarter move than losing a whole half of the country to a bunch of niggers.

The saddest reality is that we were already so conditioned with self hate that we took it, despite not only it’s biological impossibility, but the fact that we seemingly never stopped to consider whether we really wanted to be aligned with a bunch of weirdo refugees that murdered the indigenous people and enslaved others.

And us waiting for this deal to finally kick into effect has produced all the predictable results, one of the most obvious being how easy we are to trigger by simply calling us “niggers”.

God, how I wish that niggas would realize that when you get Pavlovian and violent whenever some pale denizen calls you a “nigger” what it seems like you’re doing is becoming angry over the fact that you are a “nigger” and taking offense at being reminded.

How comical would be the resulting loss in power if the next time some nigga was publicly called “nigger” he gave the thumbs up and cheerfully said, “Wouldn’t have it any other way!”

But I’m going sideways, let me finish making my point: this new, gun-toting, fat rancid Republican Carolina bitch named Sheri Few, unsurprisingly running for some spot in the government – this time Congress – has proffered that if there’s going to be a slave memorial, the state of South Carolina should, among other things, get to fly the Confederate Flag; the symbol of those succeeding Southern states.

I say fly that shit anyway, whether there’s a slave memorial or not.

Fly that shit high.

It’s really a symbol of morons that don’t know how close they came to being completely obliterated.

And every time I see that shit, I laugh my head off.

About the Author

dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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