Drake Did NOT Get a Porn Star Pregnant

First, props to Drake.

Like I said before, the man seems to be engaged in some sort of Worldwide Pussy Tour and despite the madness that seemingly ensues in his wake – is he the real life version of Good Luck Chuck? every chick he gets with, JLo, Serena Williams, seems to find true love with the very next guy – despite whatever it is he’s tryna work out through fucking everybody, you can neither deny that he has a type, nor, if you’re me, knock that type.

I mean, I knew from Maliah Michel that the man was onto something.

And if you follow him subsequently, even casually, you’ll notice an unavoidable pattern.

That’s right; Drake likes ass.

I like ass.

So in that respect, Drake is performing, acting, being and behaving exactly like I would if given his standing, ability, talent and prestige.

This is one of those situations where I couldn’t look down condescendingly on somebody in their “sitch” (borrowed that from the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and self-righteously say “If that was me…” then go on to prattle off on some bullshit alternative to what whoever it is I was comparing myself to was doing versus how I would handle myself in the exact same “sitch” (again), never, of course, taking into consideration that I couldn’t just trade places right then and on the spot, but would have had to have lived a life conducive to putting me into the aforementioned person’s “sitch” (last time, I promise) and I damn sure hadn’t done that!

So no, this post is not about whether or not Drake got Sophie Brussaux, known to those in the know as Rosee Divine, pregnant – she’s claiming it’s his, he’s claiming it’s not – this post is about what the fuck it is that truly comprises a “porn star”.

Now, again, Drake has proven to have a “type”.

And Rosee damn sure fits within that type.

But if you’re like me, a junkie for this shit, I mean a real live, eyes dilated, mouth watering, fingers trembling, delirium tremens setting in from the first click to get to Xvideos, then you’re positively insulted that someone that does what Rosee Divine does could be called a “porn star!”

Rosee Divine is not a porn star!

Rosee Divine is one of those big butt models.

She’s one of those that, at best, stretches and flexes and gets into and out of the shower and maybe shows you a little naked ass with a lot of g-string stuff, and, at worse, brings in some toys.

She’s one step up – or down, depending on your vantage point – from a twerker.

Real life, hardcore people with a porn jones like myself when we hear folks that don’t engage in the real shit, you know, that Triple X, penetration, creampie, bukkake stuff that made us laugh at the idea of Midnight Cowboy being the first X-rated movie ever to win best picture, but give nodding acceptance to Caligula, get as mad as marijuana smokers when you call weed a “drug”.

“Straights” never know what the fuck they’re talking about and as a byproduct, disgrace us all.

Worse yet, they send people running out into the streets saying the wrong thing, using the wrong terms and, because they read it someone like a newspaper, positively brimming with confidence in their ignorance!

Well, not here, baby.

Not now.

Now while I’m around.

You’ll never hear anything as absurd as calling Rosee Divine a “porn star” while there’s a DickieBheeOntheStreetz.

And you can count on that!

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Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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