“Costanza Porn” & Other Shit That You Should Be Ashamed Turns You On

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Since I’m Dickie Bhee and I never lie, let me first begin by saying that no, I didn’t start out by searching for this shit, but by far, the weirdest porn shit that I’ve ever seen online was this absolutely beautiful Asian girl riding a faceless white guy that was fucking her in the ass.

The reason it was so weird was because the girl had a dick.

A huge dick.

I’m pretty sure I clicked on the pic to the link because of the girl’s face and sure enough, it was the same face, but when my eyes panned down to see her getting penetrated – yes, of course, it was a boy in make-up – I was so confused by that gigantic, flapping log of flesh that all I could do was stare.

Several hours later, I finally stopped watching the Goddamned thing, and Goddamn it I’m pissed glad I didn’t bookmark it.

Now, other than that, my taste in porn, as I’ve written several times before, has been pretty much white bread milquetoast generic.

You know, big booty twerking, some pawg stuff – despite the fact that I write like I’m Stokely Charmichael and white bitches don’t even turn me on – never really crazy about the interracial or cuck stuff despite my liking for the stuff on “Blacked” where beautiful little blonde and brunette white girls get schlonged by menacing Negroes and, you know, as I’ve written before, I did go through a phase where I was really into Black girls rimming each other.

Black bitches can be as hoish as any other types of girls in porn but for some reason, this innate snobbery seems to surface whenever one of them is asked to eat another one’s ass.

Think Roxy Reynolds would ever do that shit?

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Think again!

Believe me, I’ve searched… and searched…. and searched… and…

But a few things I was positively startled to discover in reading this article that appeared on Vox.com about the book Everybody Lies written by Seth Stephens-Davidowitz was that among other “oddities” like the fact that way more men are into fat bitches than admit to it (Ashley Graham phenomenon, anyone?) there’s actually a subgroup of bitches that get turned on by watching porn involving short, fat men with small penises, a genre I’ve subsequently and, I think, adequately termed “Constanza Porn”.

Can you imagine?

And don’t even try to argue that George Costanza might have had a big dick.

The actor, Jason Alexander, might in fact have a monster cock, but you know from the “Shrinkage” episode of “Seinfeld” that not only was the character, “George”, not packing, but when exposed to a cold swimming pool, his shit became so microscopic that when his prospective girlfriend heard about it, she left him.

 

Meanwhile, according to Everybody Lies, “George” would have been just what a lot of (female) doctors ordered!

Unbelievable.

Here I am in the gym every morning thinking Negro woman or white chick, she’ll wanna get “Blacked” and there’s a whole bunch of women out there – probably a good number of them Black chicks too – that wanna get “Whited” in the worst way (as if there’s any other way to get “Whited” but “the worst”).

Fatties and Contanzas; that’s who we really wanna fuck.

Who we date and marry is apparently just for show.

About the Author

dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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