Nigger-Saying New York Cop Should Have to Claim African Descent

The comedy isn’t that so many Spics and non-Blacks, non-whites say “nigger”, “nigga” or any other variation with so much aplomb, the comedy is that when you ask them what they are, they say shit like, “Dominican”.

And if you’re really sadistic and decide to press things a bit further, asking where, you know, their ancestors are from, they’ll say some shit like, “Spain.”

I once missed a golden opportunity with this Spic that was reminiscing with me about his favorite scene from the Tarantino-written True Romance.

You know the one where the late Dennis Hopper explains to Chistopher Walken how the Moors conquered Sicily and subsequently changed the bloodline making all Sicilians part Black?

The Spic then jokingly said something akin to “He proved that Italians were tainted too,” then seemingly realizing that I, being fully tainted, might have possibly been insulted by the suggestion that Black blood was in fact, a “taint”, he ran off.

So I missed to chance to ask him what brand of Spic he was, hoping that he, like too many Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans or anybody else that speaks Spanish or has a Spanish surname like to claim a bloodline that goes directly back to Spain, would be positively mortified to learn that the route which those Moors, led by Hannibal Barca, took to get into Italy ran directly through Spain, which they paused in to conquer and fuck, leaving behind cities like Barcelona and Cartagena, named after Hannibal’s own homeland of Carthage.

And the thing is, I don’t mind when Spics use the word “nigger” or, you know, “nigga” or whatever.

Shit, you see I use the word “Spic”.

I even have the respect to capitalize it.

But if, in the case of NYPD officer Delinda Giraldo who got caught on video not only using the word “nigger” repeatedly but also having heard her 2 year-old niece use to word, made the toddler repeat it again and again, she maintains the claim that her usage has something to do with the fact that she’s from “the hood” and then also mentions that she’s Colombian, then she should be summarily fired as a racist.

If being “from the hood” was some sort of qualifier, then 1/2 of New York’s new white millionaire class who’ve bought brownstones in Bed Stuy, Bushwick, and all the other rapidly gentrifying “hoods” in New York should have the right to say it too, no?

No.

Now the Colombian angle she can work if – and only if – she has the nerve? guts? honesty? to admit that as a Colombian, she’s also a person of African descent.

That would be almost a precedent.

Because, like I said, almost every Spic from the palest in complexion to the blue-black and nappy headed love to claim Spain as their ancestral homeland.

The implication being, of course, that they’re white.

The thing is, I don’t even mind when they say they’re not Black.

“Black” being a culture populated almost exclusively by Americans of African descent.

It’s only when they claim that they’re not even of African descent that I’m like,

Nigga

 

 

 

 

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dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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