Ted Cruz & Good, Old-Fashioned All-American White Porn

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If played right, Ted Cruz could turn this latest Twitter-porn fiasco to his political advantage.

A clip that was recently “liked” on Twitter by the one-time Republican Presidential candidate and that featured a couple engaged in a sex act while another woman looked on and masturbated, would perhaps be considered “disturbing” if the times that we’re living in were any different.

However, since we are living in a time when virtually all so-called prohibitive political walls have either scaled or obliterated, instead of claiming to be hacked – which he’s actually likely to do – or even saying that he’d meant to either like or comment on that clip via Direct Messaging, Ted Cruz would be way better off claiming that his endorsement of said clip was simply proof of his wholesome and hearty all-American values.

Dig, we’re living in a time where almost nobody can claim not to have an interest in porn with a straight face.

We’ve gone so far sideways that the questions is no longer realistically, “Do you watch porn?” but “What type of porn do you watch?”

And like I’ve written exhaustively about my struggles, porn, like any other drug, has it’s own “gateway” qualities, meaning that even if you start out on the basic, pure, white-bread milquetoast stuff, it’s almost inevitable that you’ll end up watching trannies fisting a “virgin” teen and wondering how you got there.

Add to that, when you consider that one of the main intra-party insults among Ted’s own Republicans is to call someone a cuckservative implying that said person is the type that not only has a wife that is involved in an adulterous affair, but taken further, said individual is also aware of the affair, and taken to it’s extreme, that said affair is taking place between the wife and a Negro with a tremendous penis, then watching a clip of a hot blonde watching to other white people fuck becomes comparatively virtuous.

One of the greatest misperceptions that young people have about old people is that geezers are all prudes and that all the sexual stuff that young kids do today are innovations and not shit that’s been around for years, even centuries.

Shit, reading Ovid would teach them otherwise and even realizing that they were born – somehow (miraculously? I mean, were they all a bunch of virgin births?) – should make it plain that these so-called old people probably, more than likely, and I’d almost go as far as to say certainly fucked at one point in their lives and if what I read about how VD gets passed around at old folks’ homes, are probably still fucking.

Add to that that the proliferation of porn that started in the 70s had really lost the bulk of it’s edge by the 80s and while it was only recently with the advent of the internet that it became ubiquitous, it too, as far as in painting and sculptured form, has been around for centuries.

So now, what?

Bill Clinton nearly broke through a wall when he claimed that he took tokes of weed but, ahem, didn’t inhale.

George Bush kept it a little more gangster saying, yeah, weed, ok, but I’m not admitting to all that coke I done did.

Then Barry came along saying, yeah, weed, coke, the whole shit. Elect me anyway, fuck y’all.

Now Ted Cruz has come forth with his – I’m gonna go ahead and say it – good taste in porn.

Presidential campaigns have been run on – and won on – less.

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dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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