Terry Crews & When Your Cock is Up for Grabs

 

Initially, I even kinda understood why hulking tho talented Black actor Terry Crews kinda let it ride despite admitting that a major Hollywood mover and shaker walked up to him at a party and grabbed his joint.

See, I’m of the school that thinks that violent reactions to homosexual come-ons are, well, gay.

And I’ve always believed that, going way back.

I remember watching this special on Mike Tyson with a bunch of other dudes and the interviewer told Mike that there were rumors that he was gay.

All Mike did was shrug.

One of the dudes with us was like, ‘Nah Mike! You supposed to be like ‘fuck that! Hell no I ain’t gay!'”

And I remember thinking that that reaction would have been way more suspect than the one Mike gave.

I even remember in The Coldest Winter Ever – which I loved, btw – how Sister Soulja deemed the appropriate reaction to a gay come-on to a character, Midnight, I think it was, violent hostility for the “disrespect”.

I didn’t agree with that either.

Personally, I always thought the way to react when men get too pushy was absolutely nailed (pardon the pun) by Kevin Spacey (the irony, right?) in American Beauty.

Of course, in the Black version, a Negro probably says “Dog, chill…” and frowns, instead of “I’m sorry”, but in either case, he doesn’t get hostile, doesn’t get violent, your boy just lost his head and didn’t realize it wasn’t that kind of party.

And on that level, I totally rock with Terry Crews avoiding going postal on your boy and putting his head and body on different planets except for one thing: Terry’s wife was there.

That’s where things got fucked up.

Cause just like if a dude comes on to your girl while you ain’t around and it becomes her responsibility to handle it, if you are around, it becomes yours.

You’re the one that got disrespected.

A man has reduced you to nothing or considers you nothing if he would approach your lady right in front of you.

That is, in fact, not about her at all.

It is, indeed, all about you.

It’s Clubber Lang and Rocky.

It’s all the worst things.

Still, just like your lady would expect you to join in or even initiate shit should some chick come and try to play her by coming on to you while she’s right there, when a dude does it, it’s a similar disrespect – to her.

Terry coulda got all up in some random bitch’s face if she had done the same thing.

And old boy came on like a bitch.

“Move and shaker” my ass.

“Hollywood power” my ass.

This dude just disrespected Terry’s wife by suggesting that anything he, Terry, had, was as good as public property to be had any time he, the mogul, or anybody else with enough money wanted.

I’m sure it’s too late to consider all this for Terry because the shit happened and he let it ride.

It’s also a pretty good example of why you don’t see more protests, demonstrations, acting out and “bad nigger” manifestations on behalf of celebrities, athletes and anybody else who’s accumulated so much that they feel that have something to protect.

It’s easy for me, Dickie Bhee, broke as fuck, to sit here and type what I woulda done.

But let my expenses increase exponentially with my ever-improving lifestyle and let’s see what kinda shit I’m talking when my bbc gets, er, “manhandled”.

 

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dickiebhee

Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town.
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