Now that Boobs R Back In Style, What to Do About Those Butt Implants???

My pops found his “thing” in the 70s.

Unless he was G’d up for church or some shit, you might see him rocking a leather blazer, dashiki (sometimes), applejack hat, and he kept a pair of Chuck Taylors; fresh.

And this was his groove for more than 40 years, right up until he died a couple of summers ago.

Similarly, I’ve always liked ass.

I mean, it was a thing from the very first girl I did, to the very last and almost every one in between.

And I can’t front; I mean, I kinda knew that sometimes, I was out of style.

Robin Harris – may he rest in peace – could joke however he wanted about Black men driving Cadillacs because of ass, but the truth is, even he must have known – being older than I was – that taste in women, like all styles, change.

There’s a great video on Youtube that shows how the ideal women’s body has differed over the years not just by era, but by culture, by society.

And I know that throws a monkey wrench into Billy Crystal’s argument in When Harry Met Sally about Meg Ryan being “empirically” attractive.

Personally, I barely found Meg Ryan boneable – and only barely so because she’s a star – to say the least about being attractive.

I mean, maybe if she was swinging one of these:

But as is, just blonde-haired and blue-eyed?

Nah.

But that brings me back to my point:

Sidebar first tho: why am I reading the New York Post so much recently?

Anyway, they had this article about how on Instagram now, chicks are going braless.

And there’s a whole bunch of pics, if you’re into that type of shit, click on the link.

But what that got me to thinking was that we’re finally about to leave this epoch of the big booty dominating the mainstream and booties are about to return back to more of a niche fetish, where they were historically.

But like we’ve proven with “Costanza Porn” – and I love that post, it’s one of my favorites – men’s actual taste in women usually differs radically from what they want to be seen in public with.

So yeah, we’re victims of fashion too, dudes.

We don’t wanna be behind the times.

If big tits are in, we’ll be big tit crazy.

Leanne Crow will be our superstar:

(Literally) Fuck, Kim Kardashian.

And instead of searching for chicks that can do this:

the hunt will be on for chicks that can do this:

And what’s amazing is that we’ll think that these choices are organic, this is how we really feel, these women are who we’re genuinely attracted to because the alternative, realizing that we’re just as programmed in our sexual appetites as we are in our tastes in smartphones is too frighteningly close to The Matrix that none of us actually believe that we’re in.

As for me, I’m used to being out of style.

I guess I’m like my pops in that respect.

I mean, I still prefer Black girls overall.

And nobody else does that crazy shit!

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dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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