“Shallowfakes” Will Be the Next Great Porn Trend

Yeah, this is gonna kinda come across as me knocking the hustle of another, but even in the depths of my porn despair, I never really did get into that celebrity-face-on-real-porn-scene bullshit known as “deepfakes” that sites like Pornhub have been recently lauded for having banned.

Not that I needed spidey senses or anything, but every time I’d come across something, say, Scarlett Johansson getting bukaked or Jessica Alba laughingly on the receiving end of a dp, something, you know, preternaturally absurd, I’d feel more insulted that whoever had the time, talent and necessary graphics to create such an illusion would subsequently feel that I’d be dumb enough to go for it than I’d ever feel titillated.

And maybe that’s just it.

Maybe, you know, since like Ben Gazzara as Jackie Treehorn says in The Big Lebowski, “the brain is the biggest erogenous zone”, with my brain subsequently disengaged, my dick wouldn’t even move.

And don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying at all that I need that “real-to-real” shit to get turned on.

Shit, I’ve messed up my whole apartment to some of the shit that John Persons has been able to come up with!

Which goes, of course, to prove two things:

  1. There’s no accounting for tastes
  2. Despite my loathing of what I call “heroin junkies that look down their noses at cigarette smokers”, I’m no better

I mean, just because a particular combination of images seems implausible and therefore uninteresting to me, doesn’t mean that there isn’t an interest and potentially even a market for such ideas.

They do exist, you know.

And if they do exist, they can be sold.

Shit, shit sells.

It’s called manure.

It’s used to fertilize sh… stuff.

So this got me to thinking: if people can get turned on by deepfakes which are at least near fakes and which, if they were forced to admit it to themselves, they’d have to acknowledge that the images were, indeed, fake, then something wholly implausible, false and unimaginable would probably also have a market.

Imagine: Marie Antoinette topping off Danny Dong.

Imagine: Martha Washington, her skirts lifted high, as Lexington Steele bangs on one end while high-fiving across her back Mandingo whose got his rod in her mouth.

Imagine: for you religious freaks, Mary Mother of God with Mary Magdalene in a mother-daughter-in-law cuck scene featuring Jack Napier.

Imagine: Helen of Sparta being whisked away to Troy on the head of Peter North’s peter.

All this to say that the same energy that animates deepfakes, the implausibility of it all, would, for some at least, almost certainly be the driving interest behind what I would choose to call “shallowfakes”.

The comic unlikelihood of it all would possibly engage both the libido and the funny bone.

One of the best episodes of “Seinfeld” was when George realized that he liked a little food with his fucking.

To test my theory, I completely hilariously (my opinion) and very badly I might add, superimposed a pic of former-First Lady Barbara Bush’s head on top of porn pawg Daisy Stone’s booty.

And if you clicked on this post hoping that there just might be more of the same, you’ve also proved my point.

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dickiebhee
Dickie Bhee is a self-styled lunatic, a Renaissance showman, a Class A, Grade A buffoon, a nigga that believes in the greatness of Niggerhood a social gadfly and a genuine Man About Town. Also: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E7NYMP4

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